There s a ticking time bomb in Octopussy. Bond has just over five minutes to detonate it but needs to get into a circus big top to reach the people he needs to warn. So he does the obvious and dresses as a sad clown in order to infiltrate the place. Then no one believes him so he has to fight them all in order to reach the bomb and disarm it. All of which takes five minutes. And considering four of them were spent fighting people while dressed as a clown, meant he s got to be shit hot at applying make up.