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If you are going to be too fussy about your own particular brand of beauty then you must expect to reap the consequences. An actor visited a beauty doctor to see if he could have something done for his nose. The beauty doctor studied the organ, and suggested a complicated straightening and remoulding process�cost, twenty guineas. I may go you, said the actor thoughtfully. He stroked his nose before the mirror, regarding it from all sides. "Yes, I think I'll go you. But, look here, do you promise to give my nose�er�ideal beauty?" The surgeon grew meditative. As to ideal beauty, I can't say, he replied at last. "Why, my friend I couldn't help improving it a lot if I hit it with a hammer." |