Soon after a certain judge of the Supreme Court of Rhode Island had been appointed he went down into one of the southern counties to sit for a week. He was well satisfied with himself.
Mary, he said to the Irish waitress at the hotel where he was stopping, "you've been in this country how long?"
Two years, sir, she said.
Do you like it?
Sure, it's well enough, answered Mary.
But, Mary, the judge continued, "you have many privileges in this country which you'd not have in Ireland. Now at home you would never be in a room with a justice of the Supreme Court, and chatting familiarly with him."
But, sure, sir, said Mary, quite in earnest, "you'd never be a judge at home."