A member of Congress and his wife had been to Baltimore one afternoon. When they left the train at Washington, on their return, the wife discovered that her umbrella, which had been entrusted to the care of her husband, was missing.
Where's my umbrella? she demanded.
I fear I have forgotten it, my dear, meekly answered the statesman.
"It must still be in the train."
In the train! snorted the lady. "And to think that the affairs of the nation are entrusted to a man who doesn't know enough to take care of a woman's umbrella!"