A Chinaman was asked if there were good doctors in China.
Good doctors! he exclaimed. "China have best doctors in world. Hang
Chang one good doctor; he great; save life, to me."
You don't say so! How was that?
Me velly bad, he said. "Me callee Doctor Han Kon. Give some medicine. Get velly, velly ill. Me callee Doctor San Sing. Give more medicine. Me glow worse�go die. Blimebly callee Doctor Hang Chang. He got no time; no come. Save life."