That time-honored subject the wife who talks and the husband who endures never ceases to be a source of inspiration to the humorist, and it is truly astonishing how many new ways it can be treated:
One day the telephone bell rang with anxious persistence. The doctor answered the call of a tired husband.
Yes? he said.
Oh, doctor, said a worried voice, "something seems to have happened to my wife. Her mouth seems set and she can't say a word."
Why, she may have lockjaw, said the medical man.
Do you think so? Well, if you are up this way some time next week you might step in and see what you can do for her.