Here is a story our wounded boys have brought back from the front about
Sir Douglas Haig.
Sir Douglas was, some few weeks ago, in a great hurry to get to a certain place. He found his car, but the chauffeur was missing. So Sir Douglas got in the car and drove off by himself. Then the driver appeared and saw the car disappearing in the distance.
Great Scot! cried the driver, "there's 'Aig a-driving my car!"
Well, get even with him, said a Tommy, standing by, "and go and fight one of 'is battles for him."