You say that you want some name engraved on this ring, said the jeweller to the bashful young man.
Yes; I want the words, 'George, to his dearest Alice' engraved on the inside of the ring.
Is the young lady your sister?
No; she is the young lady to whom I am engaged.
Well, if I were you I would not have 'George, to his dearest Alice' engraved on the ring. If Alice changes her mind you can't use the ring again.
What would you suggest?
I would suggest the words, 'George, to his first and only love,' You see, with that inscription you can use the ring half a dozen times. I have had experience in such matters myself.