Representative Billy Wilson, who dwells in Chicago, found himself in the upper peninsula of Michigan doing some fishing and hunting. While there he conversed with the guide that he had hired in order to have somebody around to talk to.
Must get mighty all-fired cold up here in winter, remarked Wilson one morning.
Yes, it often gets away down to forty-five below zero, replied the native.
Don't see how you stand it, said the Congressman.
Oh, I always spend my winters in the South, explained the guide.
Go South, eh? Well, well! That's enterprising. And where do you go?
Grand Rapids, said the guide.