I thought you were preaching, Uncle Bob, said the Colonel, to whom the elderly Negro had applied for a job.
Yessah, Ah wuz, replied Uncle; "but Ah guess Ah ain't smaht enough to expound de Scriptures. Ah almost stahved to deff tryin' to explain de true meanin' uv de line what says 'De Gospel am free,' Dem fool niggahs thought dat it meant dat Ah wuzn't to git no salary."